{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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Epicoma is a genus of prominent moths in the family Notodontidae. There are more than 20 described species in Epicoma, found mainly in Australia.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"B Young","displaytitle":"B Young","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q51858795","titles":{"canonical":"B_Young","normalized":"B Young","display":"B Young"},"pageid":57116708,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/60/B_Young_2019.jpg/330px-B_Young_2019.jpg","width":320,"height":355},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/60/B_Young_2019.jpg","width":1144,"height":1268},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283506334","tid":"4dc1ddb7-0f4b-11f0-b52c-761c14ce90ab","timestamp":"2025-04-01T22:47:35Z","description":"British singer, rapper and songwriter","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_Young","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_Young?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_Young?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:B_Young"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_Young","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/B_Young","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_Young?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:B_Young"}},"extract":"Bertan Jafer, known professionally as B Young, is a British rapper and singer and songwriter from Hackney, London. Before becoming a rapper, B Young spent several years as a sound engineer during which he crafted his melodic rap sound. He is best known for his breakthrough single, \"Jumanji\", released via Columbia Records, which peaked at number 13 on the UK singles chart. Its follow-up, \"079ME\", peaked at number 23.","extract_html":"
Bertan Jafer, known professionally as B Young, is a British rapper and singer and songwriter from Hackney, London. Before becoming a rapper, B Young spent several years as a sound engineer during which he crafted his melodic rap sound. He is best known for his breakthrough single, \"Jumanji\", released via Columbia Records, which peaked at number 13 on the UK singles chart. Its follow-up, \"079ME\", peaked at number 23.
"}{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
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{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
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Garrison's Gorillas is an ABC TV series originally broadcast from 1967 to 1968; a total of 26 hour-long episodes were produced. It was inspi