{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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